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The neglected table of negligence.
The desired table of desire.
The indifferent table of indifference.
The burning table of Paris.
The dying table of death.
The sobbing table of sadness.
The free table of the people.
The itching table of ontology.
The female table of gender.
The inevitable table of fate.
The quick table of fame.
The sticky table of cacti.
The huge table of falli.
The obscene table of technology.
The viral table of code.
The rented table of money.
The masturbating table of sex.
The single table of chastity.
The broken table of loyalty.
The cracking table of sanity.
The bloody table of Christ.
The bloody table of Mohammed.
The tabloid table of Buddha.
The innocent table of innocence.
The shopping table of lists.
The cunning table of intellect.
The outstanding table of achievement.
The sacred table of self-indulgence.
The mirrored table of vanity.
The useful table of tablature.
The incredible table of fiction.
The running table of time.
The unstable table of poetry.
The cleared table of humanity.
If it’s not made of wood you need to be specific.